When The Heels Came Off

Thank God It's Tuesday! Grab your coffee and a big, fat bottle of Essentia Water and detox with the Buttonista as we head into another week of fall in Upstate New York. This week, wedding weekend is deconstructed, a new type of honeymoon is invented on the spot and playoff sports play a consistent role in recent activities and the future outlook on life.

Nobody Asked Me, But.... (0:13)

Water sponsor prayers answered by Essentia Water (1:35)

The Buttonista's new uniform (2:15)

Recapping a weekend full of weddings (3:53)

Confessions from a partygoer on breaking an important wedding etiquette rule (5:08)

Closing the loop on the shapewear situation (8:10)

Honeymoons for wedding guests (16:49)

The Buttonista Wears Red (19:45)

Kim Kardashian West on SNL (22:35)

David Ortiz is the official role model for life moving forward (31:20)

What's coming up on Two Buttons Deep (36:15)

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