Probably not the latter, I doubt anybody wants to listen to 30 seconds of heavy breathing followed by 25 minutes of crying, so I'll leave the tissues in the drawer & talk yeah?
The failed promise I set myself to not have this review descend into utter depravity has already been thrown so far out the window that it’s now a speck on the fucking horizon, but I swear to you, that's not my fault. The release reads "Invaders from the Pleasure Planet" is a pulsating, synth-laced tribute to the unapologetic decadence of the 1980s—an era of neon lights, VHS smut, and wild fantasies made real. Think deep basslines grinding against sweaty synths, moaning melodies dripping with desire, and beats that thrust their way into your subconscious.
To anyone who made it this far, I make no apologies, I know our head honcho Bruce is considering never letting me near a microphone again……it’s only gonna get worse. Grab the lube you’re gonna need it because 26 tracks is an intimidating length, eye watering some might say, but I'm going to try & cram as much of it in as I possibly can, I'll try & be gentle.
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