The Brown Jewels
The Brown Jewels is a very funny comedy podcast from Scottish comedian, Ralph Brown. Welcome aboard this shambolic but entertaining listening experience, bouncing between chats with only the soundest guests from the comedy world, tales of misdemeanours, backstage gossip, pizza fantasies, unglamorous tour secrets, funny conspiracy theories, angry rants, embarrassing cock-ups, bad luck, sheer stupidity and discussing the biggest weirdos on the internet.
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- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 97
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Ep95: The Short Goodbye
Just a short episode to say that after 2 years and 95 episodes and far too many minutes of my voice, I'm calling it quits on the podcast for now.
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Ep94: Weasel D*cks On Private Jets
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In this episode Ralph talks about his new most hated person/people and what we should all be doing about them plus updates on finding out he is less importa…
Ep93: Yet Another F*** Up
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Ralph talks about travel f*** up number 475 of his lifetime.
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Ep92: "Who The F*** Is This Guy?"
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In this episode Ralph has talks what not to say to a gun guy, channeling Connor McGregor, giving bad reviews of your own show, mental audience members talki…
Ep91: Wee Creeps With Cameras
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In this episode Ralph talks the worst type of guys, pigeons hitting windows, letting mother nature take it's course, awful photos and 'Not reading the full …
Ep90: The Competition That Ruins Lives
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In this episode Ralph talks about an embarrassing illness that had finally been diagnosed and a competition with the worlds “best prize” that will ruin your…
Ep89: The Worst Emergency
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Happy new year! The podcast is back with another solo episode of Ralph talking the best Christmas feeling, the only way to end a year and the weirdest 2023 …
Ep88: "I Think I'm Going To Sh*t Myself" + 2023 Wrapped
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Ep87: “Dying On Your Arse?” With Ethan Herschenfeld
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Ralph and Ethan talk New York comedy, big names dropping into comedy clubs to do sets, driving 12 hours to do a gig and then bombing plus loads of other sto…
Ep86: “Kick The Mario Coins Out Him” With Aurie Styla
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Ralph and Aurie talk getting fired up and dealing with hecklers, comedy festivals going right and wrong, challenging comedy shows in shisha cafes, turning s…
Ep85: Going Viral In China With Michael Shafar
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Ralph and Michael talk bombing on cruise ships, going viral in China, surviving cancer but people not believing it, comedy that makes people feel uncomforta…
Ep84: Cyber Sex and Late Night Shame
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On this week's episode, Ralph hates on weird, honest young people and a story of late night shame.
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Ep83: Bombing To 7,000 People With James Nokise
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Ralph and James talk taking drugs in church, bombing twice at a peace festival in front of 7,000 people, trying to be cool when you’re younger, being a poet…
Ep82: Doing Comedy In A Mental Institution With Joe Heenan
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Ralph and Joe talk doing comedy in a mental institution, opening for Steve Coogan, getting Dominos managers to order pizza for everyone in a show, avoiding …
Ep81: A Mad Britain’s Got Talent Audition With Julia Sutherland
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Ralph and Julia talk the importance of new material and seeing 'Hoose Rice' being tried out on stage, social media reluctance, turning round a TV show in a …
Ep80: Shafting Gammon With Marjolein Robertson
No new episode on 26th October as I’m on holiday. Back again on 2nd November.
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Ralph and Marjolein talk chaotic stories from living from with nuns in Holland…
Ep79: Taping Party Poppers To Your Nipples With Chris Thorburn
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Ralph and Chris talk mad ideas at comedy nights, hatred of magicians, recording a topical news show as major news starts breaking, the ups and downs of vira…
Ep78: Running With The Bulls With Kai Humphries
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Ralph and Kai talk touring the world doing comedy with Daniel Sloss for 18 months, playing iconic venues, comedians leaning into right wing views, writing n…
Ep77: Performing To 64,000 People With Viv Gee
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Ralph and Viv talk teaching comedy for 25 years, being in a double act and hating the other half, compering at Yes Bar, gigging with Lee Mack, Sean Lock, do…
Ep76: Comedian Tribute Acts Are The Worst With Paul McDaniel
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Ralph and Paul talk reading reviews drunk at 2am, gigging to no audience, alternative comedy, Pauls impression podcast, autism, ADHD and comedian tribute ac…