#295 - Pilot Sightings / Humanity Stopped Doing Cool Stuff / Quality is Dead / Interstellar Visitor

In this episode we bring in our favorite pilot homie Marquinhos (aka Marcos) to spill the tea on UFOs he’s seen while flying at 40,000 feet. We’re talking lights that move like they’ve had three Red Bulls, and air traffic controllers panicking like it’s the end of the world. From there we crash-land straight into a chat about the Concorde—how the hell did humanity go from “supersonic champagne flights in the 70s” to “enjoy your 10 hours in economy”?

We go from complaining about how everything used to be good and now it’s garbage, straight into asking the big questions: were the pyramids built by humans, aliens, or just really pissed-off slaves with too much free time? We compare Egypt to Vegas (spoiler: Vegas pyramids are not making it to 3025), roast the Colosseum a little, and wonder if maybe we’re the aliens after all.

We then ask if Marco is secretly working with extraterrestrials for Instagram clout, and dive into why pilots would rather stay quiet than be labeled “the guy who lost his license because he saw a light.” Oh, and NASA’s suspiciously well-behaved interstellar visitor "3I/ATLAS" makes a cameo. Basically, if you like aliens, bad jokes, and people pretending they’re not terrified, this one’s for you.