The Boredwalk Podcast, Ep. 98: When suicide booths become murder booths

This week we engage in the following futile endeavors:

• Read a customer review that is also kinda-sorta a podcast review

• Discuss businesses that don't exist yet, but probably should

• Tease an upcoming giveaway contest

• Try to dissect absurd internet comments, with varying degrees of success

• Try to decide who is worse: Donald Trump or Jeff Bezos? (Hint: they're co-champs!)

• Matt describes the arbitrary rules for the hypothetical grocery store he'll never actually open