9 – Merchandise with Champ Rikers (Jillian Sun)

For the love of goodness sakes, it’s another episode of The Blissful Marriage Family Hour! Bruce and Fenton recall their experience of being labeled poor sports at the horse resort before discussing merchandise! Listeners, let us know what kind of FUN, WACKY T-SHIRTS we should start selling at an unreasonable price point.

Then, we’re joined by deputy zookeeper extroardinaire, Champ Rikers (Jillian Sun)! Champ comes on to discuss muskrat politics and the new Geraldine Zoo soda fountains. Plus, we check in on Champ’s impending divorce from Dirk, her zookeeping partner who cheated on her in an extremely public and downright biblical manner. Plus, we discuss the disturbing pattern of interns attempting to seduce Fenton!

Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG)
Theme song by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG)