15 – Lying with Joan Dairyair (Laila Francis)

Hello you beautiful idiots! Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer are feeling good today, as they just returned from a little honeymoon without their children. They discuss the process of removing all their kids from the house, touch on Fenton’s pathetic sexuality, and even manage to finish a game of Settlers of Catan while recording the intro. Plus, lying!

Then, Bruce and Fenton interview milk merchant and school photographer Joan Dairyair (Laila Francis)! Joan discusses her milk monopoly, her experiences photographing Bruce and Fenton’s highly unphotogenic children, her birdwatching escapades (that’s right, three things), and her notoriously terrible PR specialist Mary Beehive, who is responsible for all controversies surrounding Joan’s business practices, including the bottomless Geralding Milkmaids calendar shoot. Plus, on-air blackmail!

Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG)
Theme song by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG)