14 – Holiday Spectacular: Mall Santas with Toddy Betchum (Michael Abber)

Ho, ho, ho, Merry BLISSMAS! This holiday, join Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer as they discuss their variety of things that make them unstable, from personality to sense of balance. Then, they discuss a cheery holiday topic: Mall Santas? Who are they? What do they want? Why are there so many pre-pubescents and pubescents waiting in line to see them? They also touch on adolescent gout and how it makes for a great college essay topic.

Then, we’re joined by the King of Christmas, Toddy Betchum (Michael Abber)! Toddy comes on to dish about the importance of the Supreme Court in youth streetwear culture, his award winning Christmas Lights display, and, of course, his talent for booby-trapping. Plus, his rivalry with local old woman, the late Louise Johnson.

Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG)
Theme song by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG)