THE DICTATOR RESPONDS (sorry… Director) — But It’s a Win for Democracy!!

Episode 1 with Sammy & Duns (okay, technically Episode 2… after that rogue Albanian beach preview) clearly hit a nerve.

And now — broadcasting from exile in the Greek Islands — the Course Director himself has called in.

In this episode, Sion finally exercises his right of reply:

He defends the backwards caps, explains the bib-on-the-back policy (“It’s for the community, people!”), and waxes philosophical — you can build a house, but not a community… or however that saying goes.

Yes, he may be a fascist dictator attempting to rule with an iron fist, but like Chairman Mao, there’s method in the madness. Deep down, he just wants us to come together.

So listen in as the complexities of the Bilgola 500 Pursuit are unravelled like the pinboard in A Beautiful Mind.

The coup may still be on… but the rebel leaders are surprisingly open to collaboration.

But the real winner of this event? Democracy.

📅 Lock in August 10th, 2025 — 7am. The people have spoken.

LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF BILGOLA PLATEAU!! VIVE LA BILGOLA!

Tune in for the response, the rule clarifications, and an update on Duns’ recent time trial attempt — in this critical dispatch from the frontier of fairness and fitness.