Your host DogfacedBoy with Uncle Wheaty, Rigid Digit and Mr James Blast swim in the pool of retarded sexuality that is the New Wave Of British Heavy Metal (or Fred).- Just how do you say "NWOBHM"?- Is Large Oilrig responsible for its importance?- Whose tour did two of the participants attend?- Just what is Welsh for Bread Van?These and other questions may remain unanswered - if you're looking for in depth analysis - you forgot your rock n roll slacks, grandad!WARNING - Contains sound of crunching metal as The Afterword train leaves the rails and speeds down uncharted tracks.