About the Show: Following the kidnapping of his mother, Brian Hovis, the world's most unhinged explorer, embarks on a death-defying mission to pay her ransom. This fictional comedy audio series is written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer, with every voice masterfully performed by Ian Conningham. Created with audio support from Stuart Morgan of Audio Always.
"He will fail.. A proper English tw*t who drives people to the edge of reason at every turn. Unlikeable, long-winded, a waste of space" - Lady Hovis (Brian's Mother), before her kidnapping.
"She's orrible, yet ee's gonna try and save her! Ees got a heart of gold that lad.... His mum's bein held ransom by The Downton Knappers, coz they think ees rich coz we live in this big house. But ee got nothin. House crumblin, land worthless, (Bernard the Butler and I just live here for the free potatoes). Now Brian's gonna risk life and limb to try and raise her ransom, probably coz I showed him too much Indiana Jones as a kid. You put Brian down a mile-deep well, ee'l start climbing. Although his upper body strength is very very poor" - Alf the Gardener.
"If he can find her twin sister, Aunt Hester, retired treasure seeker and international criminal, he might have a chance... If he can't find her, he'll die dramatically. And soon I'd think" - Bernard the Butler.
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Chapter Seven: Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble. But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works.
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Chapter Six: Having a bad day? Has yours involved a sword fight yet? No?
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Chapter Five: This could be the death of you. Listen at your peril.
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Chapter Four: Welcome to an exotic evening at a beautiful old Colon. Where suspicious things are afoot.
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Chapter 3: Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results.
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Chapter Two: Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission and get buff stoking the furnace.
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Chapter One: Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.
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Chapter Zero: Brian is about to have something thrust upon him. Will it be a tea towel, an adventure, or perhaps just soup?
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Brian is coming.
About the Show: Follow fictional character Brian Hovis as he faces unexpected challenges in this comedy audio series written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer, with every voice masterf…