The Adulting Poorly Podcast

It's been awhile, and that's because I haven't been doing anything outside of my house.  Well, I finally did something out of my house and in went as poorly as you would think.

In this episode we talk…

This episode was very fun to make...Why?  Because everyone had to get comfortable with being uncomfortable.  We started with pedicures and ended with facials.  And yes, it got very weird.

We also do a…

Ok, so I had technical difficulties, so I had to improvise and make a crappy makeup episode.  I do talk about not giving a F about giving a F...then move to how bad of man I am and finish it off with…

This week I witnessed an idiot pull his gun on teenagers with a bucket of water, it is literally the stupidest thing I've seen, but it also sums up the divide in the country right now.

I also go into …

This episode took awhile to complete, only because I have been super sick.  I go into the exciting world of COVID, and how the information flow is pretty useless.

There is also a wonderful story about…

On this episode I try to figure out what happened to John Cusack...I mean, one minute you're making High Fidelity, and then next it's straight to video movies...makes no sense.

I also think I might ha…

This episode we talk about cancel culture...I know, but it is getting way out of control, and the hypocrisy is crazy...we also talk about how I ruined a couples evening with a paper airplane.

I'm trying hard to get back to what this podcast was intended to do, which is owning my ignorance and trying to overcome it, but my brain is on overload with everything happening in the world right n…

I'll probably catch a lot of flack for this episode, and I really don't care.  This week I talk about the death of George Floyd, the riots, and mansplaining.

I also talk about picking a lane with how …

I know...I hate birthdays...and cake...and no, I don't kick puppies. Look, birthdays are the ultimate participation trophy, you did NOTHING, but yet you want all the credit...every year, forever.  
I …

Yup, F-Dr. Phil and Oz...both of them need to get verbally kicked in the nuts.  I know you guys used to be doctors, but you're just TV personalities now.  

I give my opinion on both these Oprah reject…

Let me start by saying this episode is a bit all over the place, but I think it's because my brain is as well.

I go over the COVID 19 timelines, as well as my FAVORITE SHOW EVER, Tiger King.  There ar…

I know, I know, I know, but we start with a library tasting of the new Corona hard seltzer, as well as one called Nude.  

We also discuss that thing that everyone is discussing, COVID 19, for the most…

The episode title pretty much sums up this weeks ramblings.  For those of you interested in the XFL, I review some of the rules and the league as a whole.  I don't know if it will stick around, but i…

This is kind of a continuation from the last two weeks.  I cannot stop lying about what happened to my arm, and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.  Also, I review the "Big Game" and the impact…

Yes, I am a giant winey toddler man, currently struggling to get his f-ing underwear on correctly.  This week, I describe in great detail how awful my wife's life is right now, because of how poorly …

Sooooo...I'm an idiot, which I think has been covered repeatedly on this Podcast.  I ruptured my tricep tendon, and tore the muscles away from it as well...all while working out.  I heard a pop, and …

Yup, it's like he 90's all over again...this week we talk about Iran and what led up to the attack.  We also cover the how this has been covered by all news outlets.

It's a weird time in anyone's life when they have to ask another person to please put a camera up their hooter.  I've had to do this twice already, and the experiences were drastically different.

On t…

I know right...I blasted the Hawks a few weeks ago and now they are 11-3...here's the thing, I don't think my opinion has changed that much. 

Weaponizing diversity and inclusion...not an easy topic, e…