The ABCs of Bad Movies

Bounty Killer (2013)
Director: Henry Saine
Starring: Matthew Marsden, Kristanna Loken, Christian Pitre
It's the seasonal "Alex and Jeff deep dive into the movie" episode.  Who doesn't love those extra l…

After Last Season (2009)
Director: Mark Region
Starring: Jason Kulas, Peggy McClellan, Scott Winters

Alex kicks off Season 2 by trying to find exactly what it will take to get Jeff to hate him, and he f…

Alex and Jeff rank the movies they've watched this season.  Alex uses his feelings.  Jeff uses numbers.  They hope against hope that they'll agree on at least one movie.  Will they?  Maybe.

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
Starring: Arisa Nakamura, Maya Sugano, Asana Mamoru

Alex and Jeff close out season 1 with another Japanese experience.  This time, it's a li…

Yakuza Apocalypse (2015)
Director: Takashi Miike
Starring: Hayato Ichihara, Riko Narumi, Shô Aoyagi

Jeff finds a gem in this action, horror, comedy from Japan.  Vampires! Gangsters! Demons! Ear milk!  T…

X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Ray Milland, Diana Van der Vlis, Harold J. Stone

Jeff listens to consistent reminders that AIDS didn't exist in 1963.  A doctor joi…

We Are What We Are (2013) 
Director: Jim Mickle 
Starring: Bill Sage, Ambyr Childers, Julia Garner 

Jeff sings several songs.  A horde of guests join as Alex and Jeff wade through the incestuous, cannib…

Vehicle 19 (2013)
Director: Mukunda Michael Dewil
Starring: Paul Walker, Naima McLean, Gys de Villiers

Alex and Jeff have their friend, Luis, on the show.  Jeff does some singing.  Luis does some ASMR. …

Ultraviolet (2006)
Director: Kurt Wimmer
Starring: Mila Jovovich, Cameron Bright, Nick Chinlund

Relations break down, and Jeff spits on Alex.  Jeff discusses a class he had to take.  The boys watch a ve…

Troll 2 (1990)
Director: Claudio Fragasso
Starring: Michael Paul Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey

Alex and Jeff lose the thread multiple times today.  If you think they're only going to talk about p…

Surviving the Game (1994)
Director: Ernest R. Dickerson
Starring: Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton

Alex and Jeff witness and ponder whether they would survive the game.  Then, they talk about how …

The Room (2003)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
Starring: Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero

Alex and Jeff are back talking about one of the most famous bad movies ever made.  A tale of love and betra…

Party Monster (2003)
Director: Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato
Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Wilson Cruz, Seth Green

Alex and Jeff suffer the results of two strong, cheap drinks.  They boys discuss the mec…

Party Monster (2003)
Director: Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato
Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Wilson Cruz, Seth Green

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Party Monster.

Octaman (1971)
Director: Harry Essex
Starring: Pier Angeli, Kerwin Mathews, Jeff Morrow

Alex and Jeff host a guest.  The group discusses day for night and how to incorporate octopus monsters into both t…

Octaman (1971)
Director: Harry Essex
Starring: Pier Angeli, Kerwin Mathews, Jeff Morrow

Alex and Jeff and special guest Mitch provide commentary for Octaman.

Next (2007)
Director: Lee Tamahori
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel

Alex fights to keep Jeff from falling into a sleep deprived delirium.  It does not work.  Jeff sings a lot.

Next (2007)
Director: Lee Tamahori
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Next.  The Peanut Gallery has a small talk after the movie.

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018)
Director: Robert D. Krzykowski
Starring: Sam Elliot, Aiden Turner, Caitlin FitzGerald

Alex and Jeff watch a surprisingly good movie about a man who …

Legion of the Night (1995)
Director: Matt Jaissle
Starring: Time Lovelace, Jeff Rector, Ron Asheton

Alex and Jeff give a two minute synopsis before the Peanut Gallery tries to stop Alex from singing.  A…