The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird) life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 68 minutes
- Episodes
- 35
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Season 3 Episode 3 - Rich Birthday Bonanza
In a wildly self-indulgent episode we celebrate the birthday of the most clinically insane member of the group - the mighty Rich.
Listen on as we shower Rich with gifts, accolades, and p…
Season 3 Episode 2 - Apple Watch Tips and who would make the BEST PRESIDENT????
Its a Carl free Ep this time as he was at Download 2025 (check out the vlog on the You tube channel).
In this episode a bereft Pete and Rich discuss some incredibly useful Apple Watch h…
ALL NEW Season 3 Episode 1 - POLITICS AND 3 IDIOTS - TRUMP vs MUSK
OK folks, season 2 was a bit all over the shop so we are recalibrating, with a hot new season 3!
MORE CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS!
COOL MINISERIES!
HOT OPINIONS!
REGULAR UPLOADS!
SEX!
And in th…
Season 2 Episode 5 - Dad Jokes Special
Yeah, yeah we know, we jumped a couple of eps here, personal stuff got in the way and and the files went bye bye. You can however watch them all on You tube!
This ep sees the us attempt …
Season 2 Episode 1 - Carl's Creamy Facial
Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods.
This week we a…
Podcast #30 - The 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars - With Leigh from The Saddle
Its the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.
Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!
Gasp at Carl's…
Podcast #29 - New Year Goals and Motivation
Its a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2…
Podcast #28 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons (Very Poorly) Part 2
Continuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But …
Podcast #26 - How To Run a Music Festival
In this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dan…
Podcast #25 - Real Ghost Stories from The Saddle in Chester
We are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh.
Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, …
Podcast #24 - Tough Guys (and Girls)
You think you got what it takes? You talking to me? You think you're tough?? You 'aint got the stones mate, you horrible little rodent.
This episode we talk about tough guys and girls, …
Podcast #23 - How to Run a Pub or Bar - featuring Leigh from The Saddle
Strap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle.
We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Le…
Podcast #22 - Halloween Horror Extravaganza
Welcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and disc…
Podcast #21 - We Talk Animals
In this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straightforward as one might think....... We ask the boys what animals body part they would choose to have and why. How to make the ulti…
BIG PODCAST NEWS
We have some big, steaming hot news in this short update podcast episode. We are only a small podcast just finding our feet and have some great news which might help us grow our audienc…
Podcast #20 - Being British
In this episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn’t Make It we discuss what it means to be British.
From music to films we talk our favourite bands, movies, food and debate our best and worst tow…
Podcast #19 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons...........Badly
Dungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So …
Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!
Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a…
Podcast #17 - Extreme Punishment Quiz Night.
The 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to …
Podcast #16 - HOW TO SURVIVE A HAUNTED HOUSE
A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich throug…