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Episode 365: Shocking News Hot Snake Eyes

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Published
Mon 02 Jun 2025
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https://the2halfsquads.podbean.com/e/episode-365-shocking-news-hot-snake-eyes/

Summer is fast approaching and so is the next episode. We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how SHOCKING this episode is.  Scott Mullins discusses how to track your ASL games, using the ASL Archive and other methods.  Matt Zajak discusses his background and his campaign games with his buddies, as well as his favorite miniature ancients rule set, favorite Advanced Squad Leader tournaments and scenarios, basically all things ASL. Most importantly Matt discusses his travels to Russia and help with the Ponyri game.  We even dare to chat about our wives (and it's all good).


 Dave forgets that he has played 1,402 games so far. 



How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers. It originally appeared on #205

SHOW LINKS


Box Cars Again Blog


WWII Wayfinder on Youtube





SHOWTIMES

00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes

04:00 Banter

08:10 Scott Mullins


26:45 Matt Zajac

51:25 Half of The Forgotten War Scenarios

1:27:25 Total Running Time




REALLY HOT SNAKE-EYES


(to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes"


Lyrics by Rob Banozic)


 


His rolls are always low


I've never seen 'em high


His dice are never cold


He's got really hot snake-eyes


He'll turn the MGs on you


You won't pass a check twice


It's cold as East Front snow


He's got really hot snake-eyes


 


And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you


They're the bones that will defeat you


They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the


Rolls that make the stacks crush


God! why do I always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes


 


You like your +3 stone


The place to stand and fight


But all you do is moan


He's got really hot snake-eyes


He'll take a '1' shot on you


And roll those wicked dice


Until you give up, too


He's got really hot snake-eyes


 


They'll DM you, when he plays you


Trash your plan with the dice he loans you


They're ferocious 'cause he always gets the


Rolls that make the stacks crush


All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes


 


And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you


They're the bones that will defeat you


They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the


Rolls that make the stacks crush


 


All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

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