George’s smart summon

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

Long before Elon Musk released “Smart Summon” in his Tesla line of cars, George worked on a similar feature for his pirate ship.

George fired a flare pistol in the air, which signaled his ship to drift to his location and pick him up.

This made sense when he was standing on the docks.

But when he was drunk at a bar a mile inland, well, that caused a whole lot of problems.

Sailing up the street, knocking over market stalls and ruining the cobblestones, and people running away.