George’s consultants

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

Consultants put together a focus group to figure out what was wrong with George.

“Why doesn’t he have an eyepatch?” said a housewife from Burbank. “And a peg leg. And a hook for a hand.”

“George is such a weak name,” said a lawyer from Thousand Oaks. “Maybe some color of beard could be his name?”

Others suggested that George be recast as a sidekick to a better pirate.

They prepared a report for George, who threw it in the trash.

Along with all of their invoices and bills.