George the porno star

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

Which made him the perfect patsy for Long John Silver.

What? You don’t remember George from the book Treasure Island?

Well, that’s because I’m not talking about Robert Louis Stevenson’s book.

I’m talking about Treasure’s Island, a porno flick in the Seventies.

Treasure was a chick with huge tits marooned on an island with a pirate.

“So, why do they call you Long John?” was her first line.

And last one.

After that, they did things that I can’t tell you about here.

Go rent the movie yourself, cheapskate.