George the brand

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

So he quit his job, started a supply company, and he sold high-quality equipment to ship captains.

Pirates would then attack the ships and steal the supplies.

He indirectly became the most popular brand of pirate supplies in the world.

Pirates would proudly wear his George the Pirate gear, and civilian posers would buy it up to look cool, only for the pirates to steal.

He started a chain restaurant franchise, built a theme park.

Proudly shouting “THAR SHE BLOWS!” and cutting the opening day ribbon with his cutlass.