George the booth babe

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

He also wasn’t a very good public speaker.

At the annual pirate conference, the keynote speaker dropped out at the last minute and the organizers begged George to fill in.

“Sure,” said George. “When is it?”

“Right now,” said the emcee, shoving George on to the stage.

George rambled about himself for an hour, telling endless boring and pointless stories.

The audience booed and rushed the stage, dragging George to the exhibitor’s hall where several vendors were proud to demonstrate the latest available in plank-walking technology and hangman’s nooses.