George review

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

His annual reviews reflected this, and George got “Needs Improvement” while other pirates got “Meets Expectations” or “Exceeds Expectations.”

George didn’t get a raise or bonus, and he envied the other pirates for their fancy new gold teeth and shiny new cutlasses.

Rummy Joe showed off his bright new parrot. “He speaks five languages,” he said.

George sighed and went back to work.

He figured that whoever got killed, he’d just loot their body for the coins, pry out their gold teeth, and exchange his old cutlass for theirs.