George on the moon

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

He was always stopping and asking for directions.

This was awkward at best, and dangerous at worst.

Stopping in the middle of a battle for directions led to many unnecessary confrontations.

Trying to make the best of it, the crew would board and capture the enemy vessels.

One time, George got so lost, he wound up on the moon.

Nobody’s sure how he managed that, but the lack of air made it very hard to sail.

And breathe.

“Hard to starboard!” gasped the captain, and the ship turned around.