George has talent

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

He didn’t have much of skills or talent.

At the first annual Pirate Talent Show, he arranged flowers.

Well, weeds. He didn’t have any flowers to arrange.

And instead of a vase, he had a helmet.

Pathetic, really.

At the second one, he did bird calls. No birds showed up.

“Why don’t you do something more pirate-like,” said his captain. “You know, swords or cannons or knot-tying.”

So, for the third show, George stuffed swords into a cannon and tied a knot around it.

And arranged flowers around it.