George gives a shit

George was a pirate, but he was in a very good pirate.

If you asked him about that, I’d say don’t give a shit.

Even though people constantly gave him shit over it, he never gave them shit back.

Some would say that he couldn’t give two shits what you thought.

But it wasn’t that he would give two shits, because he never gave one.

One shit, two shits, it didn’t matter.

George didn’t give a shit about not being a very good pirate, and that’s all that mattered.

To tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit either