George garage sale

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

When a pirate broke something, they’d toss it overboard.

But when it was still useful, they’d throw it in the cargo hold.

The hold eventually filled up with all kinds of junk and clutter.

There was no room left for cannonballs and powder and other vital pirate stuff.

So, George suggested a garage sale.

“But we don’t have a garage,” said the captain.

George dug a saw out of the hold and started to cut a garage door into the hull.

The captain tossed George and the saw overboard.