George eats too much

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

He was a fierce competitive eater though.

Won a few championships at county fairs and restaurant openings.

Hot dogs, pizzas, chicken wings… if you could eat it, George ate it.

A lot of it. And he ate it quickly.

Afterwards, he’d go off to an alley and throw it all up, but he’d kept it down long enough to pick up the trophy and the prize money.

But George didn’t mind it all that much, considering how many times he’d been seasick during his days on the high seas.