George, Coffee, and Tea

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

Some people like coffee. Others prefer tea.

So, when his shipmates raided and plundered, George would grab the tea and coffee.

The tea was useful for bribing British Navy vessels to let them go.

The coffee was useful for bribing American Navy vessels.

George couldn’t stand either coffee or tea.

He preferred rum. Lots of it.

So much, he was pretty much wasted off his ass all day.

No wonder why his aim was so bad with the cannons.

And he tended to steer into the rocks so much.