George buries treasure

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

Whenever he buried treasure, he’d forget to draw a map to it.

So, he spent a lot of time stumbling around beaches and forests and fields, holding out a lamp and looking for anything familiar.

He never found it again.

“Damn it, George,” said the captain. “Either draw a map or bury the treasure somewhere easy to remember.”

So, the next time George had treasure to bury, he tried to bury it under his bunk.

His crewmates stopped him before he broke through the hull and sank the ship.