George answers the survey

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

But the captain… now they weren’t good at all.

Every year, the captain sent out an anonymous survey.

The responses were dismal.

“I feel like my contributions are valued.” Negative.

“I feel like I have opportunities for career growth.” Negative.

“I feel like my work has meaning.” Extremely negative.

The captain fumed, threatening to make everyone walk the plank.

“Then who will hold the plank?” asked George.

George was the first forced to walk the plank.

“I’m going to remember this for next year’s survey,” grumbled George, treading water.