George and rainbows

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.

After watching The Muppet Movie, he tried to think about songs about rainbows.

But the only one he could think of was the one that Kermit the Frog sang.

So, he tried to write a sea shanty about rainbows.

It didn’t come out so well.

It sounded like three cats fighting in an oil drum.

George tried different musicians, but it always came out badly.

He leaned on the ship’s railing, watched a rainbow over the ocean, and hummed a happy tune.

If only he’d written that song down.