Episode 175: Larry's Alien Abduction

Where are the space aliens hiding among us? ▲ What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads ▲ Do they eat beef jerky?▲ Why do they love doing anal probes? ▲ How to prevent an anal probe ▲ Why do aliens depict Santa as half-dressed and drunk? ▲ Why do they depict Jesus standing on baby heads? ▲ What are Atonemints, and do they really freshen breath as they remove sin? ▲ Did Dorothy have sex with the Scarecrow?▲ Which soda flavor tastes better, Martian Poop or Alien Snot?