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Thank God you're not my child..!

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Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..!
Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....

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Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
18 minutes
Episodes
93
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !

Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !

A few stories from my Crazyhouse .. The kids taught me over the years just as much as I taught them.. Some WTF moments mostly with THE Parents of course.. Parents are more of problems than the kids M…

00:21:51  |   Wed 10 Sep 2025
My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)

My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)

When a child walks into your childcare that child should BE SO IMPRESSED they want to STAY... I started from nothing, and getting to where I retired was a lot of learning. From way to many toys to t…

00:21:33  |   Wed 03 Sep 2025
Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS

Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS

Traveling alone has always been one of my NO NO . Learning that doing things alone helps make me a stronger person..

So DO IT ..... Flying alone was one of my last things to do alone. I thought I w…

00:24:17  |   Wed 27 Aug 2025
I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...

I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...

I can I find a New Goal in life.. Retirement problems..

Thinking of how we we look at laziness as a bad thing, IT IS... '

We should be teaching Self Care from a young age.. This episode I go all ove…

00:20:19  |   Wed 13 Aug 2025
Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON

Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..

I do think parents these days are trying to buy their child popularity.. Or maybe if their child looks like they have MONEY people with like them more.. How about teaching your child to make good c…

00:22:16  |   Wed 06 Aug 2025
Little Human Assholes ( still love them)

Little Human Assholes ( still love them)

listener stories... I tell the stories of 3 families that have cute little asshole kids... Yes, it is ok to call your kid that.... Maybe not to their face, until they are teenagers.. lol

Fun storie…

00:22:33  |   Wed 30 Jul 2025
Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...

Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...

Oh my the school list sure have become crazy.. I have words for this... Your child learning is the most important thing.. If your child has a $200 backpack but can not read..? You need to #bebetter…

00:23:13  |   Wed 23 Jul 2025
Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit

Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit

NO MORE PHONES in the class room, about time.. Kids are not the problem Parents are. Prove me wrong.. Some parents and adults' can not work without their phones.. See what I an thinking..? I am a…

00:21:26  |   Tue 15 Jul 2025
Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST

Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST

I was told a person can not forgive themselves that only GOD CAN. WTF I so disagree with this statement... God first of course but then it is UP TO YOU...

Look in the mirror, REALLY LOOK … All the s…

00:21:55  |   Wed 02 Jul 2025
The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting

The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting

If we just admit it we have all as parents failed at some time.. We need to learn to just agree we have been fuck ups sometimes... I see parent fails all the time.. lol Just listen to the shit i fo…

00:21:44  |   Wed 25 Jun 2025
Don't let MOLD start Growing... !

Don't let MOLD start Growing... !

Have you ever been in a RUTT with nothing to do? I understand. #ihaveneverdoneitthatway will kill us.. Starting NEW THings... Hard as Fuck yet Wonderful.. How to STAY OUT even when it is hard.…

00:20:16  |   Tue 17 Jun 2025
Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...

Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...

You will never believe what happen to Me while #drivingmrclift.. Crazy Lady

Daycare is and needs to be part of THE VILLAGE, we should work together . this doesn't always happen... What and When shoul…

00:24:24  |   Mon 09 Jun 2025
Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!

Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!

These 2 new Knees... Holy Pooooooo Thank you for all the emails and gifts. the last 2 months has been Horrible yet Wonderful..

In this episode may be short yet Figring out additions can be ruff ... …

00:18:03  |   Fri 06 Jun 2025
I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?

I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?

I had a baby and was CLUELESS on what i was doing. The WTF moment when I start seeing the trend of cutting your parents off. Crazy Talk Like I knew what I was doing I was lucky to keep my kids alive…

00:21:10  |   Wed 12 Mar 2025
Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP

Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP

Why are people thinking that following a baby killer is a good thing.. (possible making her money) This human and I say human lightly, she doesn't deserve any more.. I am so shocked about how some yo…

00:21:36  |   Sat 08 Mar 2025
THE CHIEFS JERSERY  *  Facing the UNTHINKABLE

THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE

The most wonderful yet horrible cruise story. when having a great time turns into a NIGHTMARE .. THE SOTRY of our Mr. Bill.. Trigger warning.... Mr. Bill goes to heaven in this episode.. Very em…

00:21:14  |   Wed 26 Feb 2025

" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories...

Stories from Daycare years gone by.... Cute to WTF... Thank you for all the new followers it has been sweet hetting to some new peeps... email your story or question to thankgodyourenotmychildpodc…
00:23:22  |   Thu 13 Feb 2025
UNSCHOOLING...?? WTF are parents thinking...

UNSCHOOLING...?? WTF are parents thinking...

What on earth are people thinking that their child doesn't need school.... UNSCHOOLING really... Kids do need to know MORE.... Like reading , writing, and asthmatic... Living on this earth there a…

00:20:41  |   Wed 05 Feb 2025
What the Fuckaroo is going on ..?

What the Fuckaroo is going on ..?

What in the FUCKAROO IS GOING ON...?? Crazy Things in America the last 10 fucking days... When did all this shit happen... From Unschooling - Plane Crashes.. when did people get so CLUELESS... #GETA…
00:22:43  |   Thu 30 Jan 2025
Being Busy isn't always good...! Asking for Help..? Who The FUCK does that??  WE SHOULD..!

Being Busy isn't always good...! Asking for Help..? Who The FUCK does that?? WE SHOULD..!

Asking for help is going to be one other hardest problems you have, or Should I say, " I HAVE HAD..!" Please teach your child that it is normal to ask for help..

Feeling …. SO ALONE …. Has broug…

00:18:03  |   Sun 19 Jan 2025
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