Temporally Scripted
Ever notice how the people who claim to have all the answers usually have the most boring lives?
We spent our twenties in underground clubs and festival fields, then built businesses in Vietnam.
Now we're watching Western culture implode from 8,000 miles away.
From historical figures to simulation theory, from AI's impact to why clever people often end up miserable - we tackle questions that keep curious minds awake.
We're not experts claiming to have it all figured out, just two guys navigating a complicated world.
This isn't about optimisation or morning routines.
This is for people who know the best insights come from strange places.
New episodes of Temporally Scripted are available every Saturday.
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 58 minutes
- Episodes
- 27
- Years Active
- 2025
We Fixed Our Lives With 3 Habits (Took 2 Years)
Ten years ago, we were broken. Jack weighed 9 stone and lived on "pasta madras."
Adam's idea of meal prep was microwave noodles with beans. Today? Different story.
Jack Austin and Adam G…
Everyone's Sad in Paradise (Here's Why)
Life expectancy has doubled. Poverty has plummeted. So why is everyone so damn miserable?
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia tackle the uncomfortable paradox of our time: by every measurable me…
We Ate Rabbit Poop Cereal in the 90s (And Called It Breakfast)
Remember when breakfast was just sugar-coated sugar with a side of sugar?
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia take a hilarious journey through decades of terrible food choices, failed diets, and…
The Dark Pattern Netflix Doesn't Want You to Notice
Netflix has a body count problem, and we need to talk about it.
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive into why 60% of Netflix's most popular content revolves around murder, violence, and true…
Why Your $20 AI Assistant Is Programmed to Shut You Up
After 2000+ hours using AI tools, here's the truth nobody wants to admit.
Jack Austin (AI consultant) and Adam Garcia expose why AI is deliberately designed to seem smarter than it is.
F…
Baggy Jeans & Bad Decisions: The Millennial Experience
Remember those baggy jeans that could fit two people? Yeah, we wore those.
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia take a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking all the questionable choices from…
Why Your 40s Are Better Than Your 20s (Seriously)
Are you approaching 40 and feeling completely lost? You're not alone.
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia get brutally honest about middle age, midlife crisis, and why your forties might be the …
We Lost $70 BILLION on This Dead Tech (And It's Coming Back)
Is the Metaverse dead or just waiting for its moment? 🥽💀
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive into virtual reality's broken promises in this hilarious episode of Temporarily Scripted.
From M…
AI Will Make You Live to 150 (But Lobsters Already Can)
Could AI save humanity or are we just dreaming? 🤖✨
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia explore the brighter side of artificial intelligence in this mind-bending episode of Temporarily Scripted.
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The AI Dystopia Is Already Here - You Just Haven't Noticed Yet
The thing is, we're all worried about AI taking over... but what if it already has? 🤖
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive deep into the dystopian potential of artificial intelligence - and …
The Death of Free Speech? How Social Media Became Judge, Jury & Executioner
Is free speech dead in the digital age? 🤐
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia tackle one of today's most explosive topics - who really decides what you can and can't say online anymore.
The thing…
Scrolling to Hell: Why Your Screen Time Is Someone Else's Payday
Your Attention Has Become the Most Valuable Commodity on Earth
Tech companies are worth billions, not because of what they sell to you, but because of what they sell about you.
Your time…
Culture Shock Stories | Why We Can't Go Back to the UK After Living in Vietnam
Ever wondered what happens when two Brits spend nearly a decade living in Vietnam?
Turns out you start preferring chaotic traffic that actually moves, discover that Greg's sausage rolls…
Raising Generation Alpha: When Your 8-Year-Old Wants a Smartphone
When you were eight, you played in muddy ponds. Today's kids are swiping phones in their sleep.
Generation Alpha is growing up in a world we barely understand.
Jack and Adam explore what …
The Work Revolution: Same Job, Different Prison? (Just Without Trousers)
Remember when showing up to the office early made you look keen, not like a muppet with nothing better to do.
The days of lanyard-wearing corporate drones are dying out, and about bloody…
The Information Wars: Is EVERYTHING You Read Engineered To MANIPULATE Your Brain?
In 1985, journalists took weeks to verify a story. In 2025, AI pumps out a thousand fake ones before your coffee's even cooled.
Welcome to the Information Wars - where seeing is no longe…
The Oddity of OnlyFans
The internet might be full of free nudity, but millions of people are still slapping down their credit cards for OnlyFans.
What's that about then...
Jack and Adam dive into the weird worl…
The Education Revolution (Or Lack Thereof)
Remember when your calculator got confiscated because you might've scribbled formulas inside the case?
Now kids are asking ChatGPT to write their entire essays.
Bit of a step up, that.
J…
The Conflict Paradox: Why We're All Secret Masochists
Ever noticed how the moment life gets a bit too comfortable, we start creating problems for ourselves?
Like that mate who's got a cushy job but decides to train for an ultramarathon thr…
Getting Physical: Our Fitness Journey and What We've Learned Along the Way
Dust off your sweatbands, snort a Hollywood-sized line of creatine, and prepare to get pumped.
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia are exploring the world of fitness and how two former hippies …