download on iTunes Th good news is that th ASMR-esque aspects of our podcast are undiminished (or augmented, possibly) by crappy audio quality. Th bad news is that it is hard to hear what our guests are saying, @ times. Consider listening on headphones as Billy Ray Stupendous and I bring together two giants of th troll community, Doc Carnage and Hooper X, for an informal (and barely audible, @ times) chat about th evolution of yr favourite addiction: social media. Play that game where you eavesdrop on somebody's call and try to guess what th person on th other end of th line is saying. You'll be rewarded w/ @ least 6 or 7 minutes of penis talk, and th birth of perhaps th strangest presidential ticket in history Table of contents: 00:00 "Hangin' on th Telephone" performed by Th Nerves 02:01 Welcome back, Doc | technical difficulties harbinger | godforsaken Shockwave | This podcast is the Cullman Nation of social media 06:28 Portal of Evil forum | Usenet illiteracy 10:00 Penis talk 13:29 I once got beat up for making fun of a guy's metaphorical penis 15:49 People aren't used to being criticized in person | on private thoughts becoming public record | on interpreting personality on th Internet | homeless friend(s) 19:55 Listen to my typing on th Internet | th rise and fall of ello | th collapse of FB 22:08 Myspace 24:08 Welcome, Hooper X | Time To Cock (TTC): 30 seconds 26:07 Phone phreaking & Captain Crunch 29:07 Taking pictures of Hooper | G+ 30:19 Youtube komments: "the DMV of the Internet" | "I tore down and rebuilt my dryer from a Youtube video" 32:42 On running for office w/ a checkered Internet past 35:13 [email protected] 37:07 Have you guys ever met in person ? | I'm really worried about th audio this time | turning th cameras off | Hooper meets Doc, continued | when rock bands reunite 43:42 Age & social media | Hooper met his wife on Friendster 45:57 Zuckerberg's wishes | FB stalking as a traffic driver | th autistic network 47:55 Generational segregation | what old people use Facebook for | Death comes to FB 54:49 Th Livejournal and Hotmail accounts of Gordon Meuse 56:22 The information superhighway | Anna Paquin ? | iPhone vs Batman's utility belt 59:49 Owning vs renting | worst podcast o.a.t. | shoutout to NOLA Hopitoulas 1:03:04 How have social media changed yr life ? | on growing up in the middle of nowhere and the escape from place | Cullman, Alabama 1:08:19 Th disintegration of local selfhood & th rise of all other kinds of selfhood, including th Brony : correlation or causation ? | American punk infrastructure 1:12:02 On how childhood/adolescent experiences shape attitude toward Internet community | how trolls are born 1:15:03 On demonizing various categories & gradations of Other | th diversification of Internet users | Eternal September | a black lesbian trapped in a man's body 1:18:49 You can't out-weird the Internet | Florida hate | crime stats & th eternal drug-addled murder capital of th world | Roe v Wade's theoretical effect on th crime rate 1:25:55 Ken Baumann tweet re "I don't like what that person's doing" vs "That person is trying to destroy me" | the echo chamber and the great Tea Party/Tumblr emotional crossover (fear) | FEMA concentration camps & FEMA guillotines 1:33:00 Mental illness & social media | ridiculous tribalism 1:36:33 Where do we go next ? | geographical segregation based on political/identity-based fragmentation | sexual barter system 1:41:13 Future political candidates' Internet accountability | Doc Carnage + Hooper X: the weirdest presidential ticket o.a.t. | coitus interruptus 1:45:45 Bonus Track: errbody do a Rosie Perez dance