017 - LalapaNEWSa

Author: Peter Collins, Joe Dahmen, Justin Emery
Published: Fri 02 Apr 2021
Episode Link: None

Fair warning, this week the gloves are off... ok well we couldn't get them both off, but damn it we're not playing around! While there are a bit of light-hearted affairs worth mentioning, a good portion of this week's news episode deals with some fairly intense events. We had a theft leading to a police chase, some scumbag moms, as well as some good ol' fashioned drug smugglin'... you know... the usual stuff.
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Pastor farts on congregations faces

Self driving joy ride

Stolen Little Caesars highspeed chase

Costco ravens steal ribs

Stray cats go to the vet.

$42,000 found at Goodwill

Fentanyl in a carseat / Fentanyl in burritos

Onlyfans pregnant mom

Mom goes to school with boxing glove

Jokeswagen

Pentagon meme

Vanccouver toilet costs $645,000