Ep 10.1 | SGW: Xena | S1-10 | Bird-Beak Tipped Centaur Dick Staff: Cher’s New Water-Fast Diet (Big Trouble in Little ☆☆☆ Michelin Tooth Gap China)

Xena and Gabrielle strike oil, and the guy who played Ernest (who was definitely not dead when this was being filmed) helps them negotiate land rights with a local tribe of fussy women. Meanwhile, Cher secretly binges on more water than she says she normally drinks (bitch), and  something/nothing to do with centaurs. Why not.