The lads agree to not insult one another for the entirety of the episode. Naturally, they poke and prod and test the line. Pat describes his close call with a raccoon...and also his close call with a shark in the same week. Johnny and Pat expound on dolphin culture. Breaking News From Florida questions the morality, legality, and economic impact of dwarf-throwing. Pat interrupts Around the Table to figure out which host is "The Beloved."The Two ATT questions for the day: 1) What's the worst buy one, get one free deal? 2) What sport would be best where the players have to follow a mandatory minimum alcohol level? The final LOTR Impersonation Contest of Season 2 is a little more competitive than usual. Quotes include a troubled man, a man racist against dwarves, and a dying orc.