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Episode 12 – Full Circle (12/4/97)

Summary: In this, the final installment of Destiny Always Rings Twice…Sometimes, our star, Danny, has finally found his calling. Now a star, it’s time for Newt to re…

Episode 11 – A Date With Destiny (11/24/97)

Summary: After innumerable failures, our heroes are about to give up. Suddenly, a chance encounter with a TV talk show gives them new-found hope. Can daytim…

Episode 10 – The Election (10/21/97)

Summary: Now back in the US, the gang decides that running for public office would make the most sense to get someone famous. Can Danny capitalize on his smarts t…

Episode 9 – The Return (9/15/97)

Summary: Season Two begins with our heroes stranded in India, with no way to get back home. Dot pulls some strings and gets them back to the States, and Danny has a re…

Episode 8 – The Quest (5/2/97)

Summary: In this, the final episode of Season One, our team is dealing with their repeated failures. They decide to go on a spirit quest to help refocus their energy. As…

Episode 7 – ‘Rasslemania (4/25/97)

Summary: In an alcohol-induced brainstorm, Newt decides to get Danny involved in the world of professional wrestling. What could possibly go wrong? In what has alway…

Episode 6 – Vega$ (3/28/97)

Summary: What happens when you turn loose Danny and Newt in Sin City? Newt discovers he, too, has a hidden talent, but his taste for tequila wins. Can Dot save her man?

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Episode 5 – The Audition (3/21/97)

Summary: Now back on familiar ground, the crew decides that in order to get really famous, you have to go to the star-making factory that is Hollywood. Let’s see if …

Episode 4 – The Safari (3/14/97)

Summary: Danny and the usual cast of characters decide to move their attempts to Africa, in hopes of capturing the last remaining pair of blue-knuckled gazelles. It wo…

Episode 3 – The Battle of The Bands (2/25/97)

Summary: After a disastrous attempt at a television game show, Newt discovers Danny has a hidden talent. His attempts to exploit this new discovery end wi…

Episode 2 – The Gameshow (2/8/97)

Summary: In their first attempt at gaining fame, Newt and Daniel team up to compete on a television game show. First they change Daniel’s name, then they put him on T…

Episode 1 – The Beginning (1/29/97)

Summary: We meet our hero, Daniel O’Shea and his new friend, Newt. We are also introduced to Dot Period and the ever-angry antagonist, Bruce. Danny finds his callin…