DeSmith Shuts the Door, Johnston Blows It Open: Stars Beat Kraken | Episode 6087 | March 31st, 2025

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The Dallas Stars beat the Seattle Kraken 3–1 in a game that peaked in minute four and coasted into irrelevance from there. Casey DeSmith continued his absurd backup goalie dominance, Wyatt Johnston extended his goal streak by doing literally everything himself, and Jamie Benn is still stuck at 399 goals—but hey, vibes. Ryan, Chris, and James recap the Stars' perfect West Coast trip, assess playoff positioning anxiety, and hand out our patented Biggest Winner and Biggest Loser awards.

 

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