Hazing Rituals R Tormentingly Dumb

After student journalists at Northwestern University uncovered a culture full of hazing within the football program, we're once again left wondering why this barbaric practice still exists.

Sean recounts how his innocent charm protected him from any teammate hazing in high school, while Joey shares that his teammates were too goofy for any hazing to actually take place.

Plus, a fun challenge: Try having a phone call where you act like you're very mad. It worked for the Impractical Jokers — surely it can work for you, too!