Since August is spooky season in Japan, we thought we'd close out the month with a teaser for our next episode of Phobiagoria, the series all about revisiting shit that scared us as kids! This time: The Ring gets reevaluated by Beau (who's been so afraid of it since the first time he saw it that he hasn't rewatched it) and Brandon (who really doesn't get why people think this one is scary). We talk all about how the Fab Five would upgrade Samara's look, how this movie is CHOCK FULL of bad parents, what would happen if Samara came out of different-sized screens, and if this movie is actually a horror.