Gianmarco Soresi on Spice Girls "Wannabe"

Getting into the dating game early made comedian Gianmarco Soriesi realize how long life can really be — and how ruined a song can get. In his formative years, when Gianmarco still had a crush on Baby Spice and her pigtails, his second grade girlfriend broke his heart. He's never heard the Spice Girls' "Wannabe" quite the same again.