Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on dino poop!  When an alien (Adam Driver) unexpectedly crash lands on Earth 65 million years in the past, he must battle his way past a bunch of CGI dinosaurs to reach a…

The Cinematic Flusher take on 80's fantasy!  When a warrior (Lee Horsely) is asked to save a kingdom from a brutal tyrant (Richard Lynch), he finds himself up against an entire army and an evil sorc…

It's Amish Paradise time!  When a young woman (Emily Bader) travels to a secluded Amish community to film a documentary about her mother, she stumbles across a Devil's cult that wants her to stay ar…

It's Jingle Turds month!  When three urban explorers stumble into an abandoned holiday theme park, they team up with a forgotten Santa Claus (Barry Bostwick) to stop a rampaging Krampus before it's t…

Ready for a racist action turd?  Jennifer Garner headlines PEPPERMINT, a 2018 revenge film where she watches her husband and daughter get gunned down by an "evil" Mexican drug cartel, only to return …

When a Detroit police officer (Ed Helms) teams up with a foul mouth kid (Terrence Little Gardenhigh) to take down a drug kingpin, what follows are a slew of unfunny racial jokes and situations better…

Happy Turkey Day!  When a murderous turkey puppet goes on a Thanksgiving quest to find a lost sequel film, only one human (Daniel Usaj) and a group of crass puppets stand in his way.

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When Michael Myers refuses to die, he turns Haddonfield Illinois into a living Hell as he slaughters everyone in his sight while Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) recovers in a hospital bed.  It's HAL…

Scary Turds month continues!  DJ Chilly Billy (Corey Taylor) and his sidekick Paul (Zach Galligan) spin crappy tales of terror on Halloween night from a radio station in Conyers, Georgia.  It's, BAD…

Scary Turds month continues with a HALLOWEEN reboot!  When spree killer Michael Myers escapes from a mental institution after his first rampage 40 years prior, it's up to a now adult Laurie Strode (J…

It's Scary Turds month!  This week the Cinematic Flushers get into each other's minds to flush Neil Blomkamps' boring demon possession turd, DEMONIC.  When a young woman (Carly Pope) is asked by a me…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Glenn Frey!  When cosmic rays create a bunch of super villains, it's up to a scientist (Octavia Spencer) and her obnoxious childhood friend (Melissa McCarthy) to develo…

The Cinematic Flushers take on red hooker boots!  When a failed business tycoon (Pedro Pascal) discovers an ancient Dreamstone that grants wishes, it's up to Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and her former l…

The Cinematic Flushers take on dragon farts! When a reclusive animal doctor (Robert Downey Jr) is called upon by a dying Queen of England, he embarks on a perilous journey with an entourage of animal…

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Haunted Mansion ghost!  When an LA case worker (Linda Cardellini) investigates a case of child abuse, her two children fall victim to a vengeful Mexican spirit.  Wha…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Evil Superman!  When a Kansas couple (Elizabeth Banks, David Denman) find an infant in the woods near their home after a meteor crash, they raise the child (Jackson A.…

The Cinematic Flushers take on crappy dinner theater!  When a group of strangers embark on a mystery train, they get more than they bargained for when a robbery causes a derailment, which leads to a…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Right Hand Of Doom!  When Hellboy (David Harbour) discovers a centuries old British witch (Milla Jovovich) has it in for mankind, it's up to him and the BRPD to st…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Kessel Run!  When a young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) escapes his home planet to save his girlfriend (Emilia Clarke), he finds more than he bargained for when he e…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel!  When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in t…