Episode 415: You can buy a lot of Nagios with that

This week we discuss Coinbase's $65 million DataDog bill, the factors that drive developer experience, and Google Bard. Plus, some tips on London Airports and the ideal airport arrival time.

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Runner-up Titles

• Two hours before boarding


• $65 million is a lot of nines


• You can buy a lot of Nagios with that


• Just write the check for $65 million


• Boxes


• Inciting chaos


• Steady state is stopped


• Developers are just like the rest of us


• Unsummarizable


• AI in the Streets

Rundown

• Datadog’s $65M/year customer mystery solved


• Google drops waitlist for AI chatbot Bard and announces oodles of new features


• DevEx: What Actually Drives Productivity

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• It's not just cloud costs that are out of control


• Microsoft just made a huge, far-from-certain bet on nuclear fusion


• Testing a new encrypted messaging app's extraordinary claims


• Adrian Cockcroft (@[email protected])


• Goldman Sachs downgrades Twilio, other software names on 'limited catalyst' path (TWLO)


• Meta announces generative AI features for advertisers


• The .zip TLD sucks and it needs to be immediately revoked.


• Netflix Reportedly Cutting Spending By $300 Million After Delay On Password Sharing Crackdown


• Thank you, Enterprisers!


• Somehow OpenSearch has succeeded


• Docker makes comeback with over $50M in ARR two years into restructuring


• Calendly Welcomes Former Salesforce Product Executive Stephen Hsu as CPO


• Farewell to the Era of Cheap EC2 Spot Instances | Eric Pauley


• The .zip TLD sucks and it needs to be immediately revoked.


• The Dangers of Google’s .zip TLD

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