Welcome to SNN: Sim News Network

Welcome to SNN: Sim News Network

Your trusted source for the latest updates from a world that feels both familiar and entirely unique. In this special trailer episode, meet your host, the ever-dedicated Mayor Defacto, as we introduce you to SNN: Sim News Network, a daily podcast delivering sharp reporting and insightful updates—all with a serious tone that makes the absurdity even more delightful.

What is SNN: Sim News Network?
Every day, SNN delivers the latest headlines from cities where the unexpected is routine, the absurd is commonplace, and no story is too big—or too small—to make the news. From groundbreaking discoveries to civic challenges and uplifting local stories, SNN offers unparalleled coverage of the most pressing issues across places like Ludicropolis, Metro City, and Llamatown.

In this episode, you’ll learn:

• What SNN: Sim News Network is all about.
• A preview of the type of stories we’ll cover, including:
  • “Citizens Report Alarming Increase in Water Feeling ‘Too Wet’; Scientists Confirm Findings.”
  • “Mayor Accidentally Declares Opposite Day Permanent; Chaos Ensues Across Cosmopolis.”
  • “Feeding Frenzy: Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest Ends in Dispute Over ‘What Counts as a Hot Dog.’”
• Why this podcast will become your new daily obsession.

Why Listen to SNN: Sim News Network?
With professionalism, precision, and a steadfast commitment to keeping you informed, Mayor Defacto brings you five minutes of surreal news reporting every day. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the insights, or the sheer creativity, SNN is more than a podcast—it’s a portal into a reality where the improbable becomes newsworthy.

Listener Reviews:

• “The most reliable news source for the reality I wish I lived in.”
• “A five-minute escape into a world where traffic lights matter less than llamas.”
• “The only podcast that makes me laugh, think, and wonder how my coffee ended up as lasagna.”

Disclaimer:
SNN: Sim News Network is a fictional podcast created for entertainment purposes. All cities, events, and individuals mentioned are entirely imaginary. This podcast is not affiliated with or endorsed by any existing brands, games, or properties. Any resemblance to real or fictional entities is purely coincidental.

Stay Informed. Stay Curious. Stay Tuned.
Hit play now to discover SNN: Sim News Network—the only podcast where the impossible meets the inevitable.