My Dark Bidding (On the Internet)

Hello Beloved Listeners! You may have seen our tweets on the subject, but we split up our two part saga on vampires a little differently than originally planned. Worry not, Matty and Helena are finally here to lead you down the path towards the good long Dracula discussion that you were promised.

They spend more than half of the episode talking about what makes a good Dracula adaptation, what they think is missing from all the ones they've seen, and even a little bit about why they think nothing has quite satisfied their hunger yet. (I'll give you a hint - it involves homoerotic undertones).

They also discuss some of the vampire classics they missed last time, including The Lost Boys, What We Do in the Shadows, and Only Lovers Left Alive. Matty also tries to recall the plot of a vampire movie they partially saw at a Halloween party last year and Helena tells the tale of the first time she saw Interview with a Vampire.

The overall conclusion for both parts of the Vampire Extravaganza? Vampires: It's Whatever, Man.