Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 84
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
You Smell Like Cat Piss
The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and ha…
Spread Eagle
Thank you for joining Brooke and Mandy in today’s very important discussion about retirement. The ladies of Smeared Mascara will guide you in making some of the most important choices t…
The Live Episode
The ladies try something new this week by broadcasting live on TikTok. You’ll hear Brooke and Mandy professionally explain their origins story and expertly manage this new element of re…
God Bless Me, It’s Summer
Step into the Smeared Mascara Time Machine and travel to the summers of the past. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about childhood, teen, and early adult summertime. Hear how these divas…
Life is Too Short
This week Brooke and Mandy describe their Too Short concert experience. The vibe was chill and the ladies were loving it. (Check out the Smeared Mascara socials for dancing, rapping, an…
Mandy’s Hungry and a Single Mom
The world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help.
The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so …
She Ain't Got No Panties On!
Welcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support …
Viva la Pride
This episode the ladies discuss life’s general fuckery. Topics range from protests to sphincters. Brooke introduces us to her new Dyson, and Mandy recounts her trip to SoCal. There is a…
Sports Illustrated Fashion Show
Get ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth gr…
Memorial Day
This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <<record scratch>>…
Diddy Really Done Did It
We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving…
Pope for Aaron Parnas
Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets y…
Met Gala
This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?
It’s also an early birthday celebration fo…
Sh!t Talking & Sandwiches
The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!
Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts.
Clips of Katy Perry’s latest st…
New Pope. Who dis?
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.
Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Ge…
Coachella - Week 1
Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these …
Bachlorette, Protest, and White Lotus
**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were si…
Eat Your Cannolis
This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers…
She Doesn't Even Go Here
Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then …
Oh Krackers!
St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning tu…