SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 12 minutes
- Episodes
- 58
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
E 58 - Touring Acts' Backstage Riders
Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen.
Sweet Dreams.
15 minutes.
E57 - OnlyFans Community Guidelines
Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams.
11 minutes.
E56 - Prime Numbers, Backwards, from 863
Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863.
Sweet Dreams.
11 Minutes
E55 - Assembling a Ping Pong Table
Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams.
15 minutes.
E54 - Floral Design Competition Rules and Regulations
Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams.
15 minutes.
E53 - VIAGRA
Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra.
Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
E52 - Elevator Repairs
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep.
Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
E51 - Weather Forecasts
Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ... and me, reading weather forecasts.
Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
E50 - HP Printer Help
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams.
13 Minutes.
E49 - How to Make Glass
Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E48 - Mastercard Terms of Use
Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use.
Sweet Dreams.
13 Minutes
E47 - General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT)
Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams.
13 minutes.
E46 - Rice and Canned Soup cooking instructions
Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams.
10 Minutes.
E45 - Random Internet Open Letter To Grandma
Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E44 - Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips
Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams.
11 Minutes.
E43 - Sleep Meditation For Reals
This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams.
10 Minutes (and a little bit more)
E42 - Samsung Privacy Policy
Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy.
Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E41 - Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021
Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams.
13 Minutes.
E40 - Netflix Terms of Use
Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E39 - Trees
Listen to nature sounds by a forest river while I describe 4 different types of trees.
Sweet Dreams.
14 minutes.