What do a former president, a tech billionaire, and your last rishta have in common? More than you'd think. In this episode of S.A.L.E. (South Asian Love Experiment), Radha breaks down the chaotic bromance breakup between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—and connects the dots to how Desi couples fall into the same trap: chasing status, power, and optics over real emotional intimacy. From NASA contracts to WhatsApp gossip, we explore what this feud teaches us about ego, exit strategies, and dating with dignity in the South Asian diaspora.