Invasion Of The Bee Girls

Invasion Of The Bee Girls  - 1973

"They'll love the very life out of your body!"

We cut to a pastoral grassy countryside with rolling hills when a naked dude pops up behind the hill.  Before I could even ask, “What da fuq?” a very naked woman on a dirty dirt bike rolls on up. They embrace and roll around the grass long enough to create a crop circle. And being bang, boom, buzz, and he's dead. 

Then, another dead body shows up. Then another. And another. Eventually, 8 bodies over 3 days. So they have to call a press conference to announce that all these men have died of sexual exhaustion. I believe the technical term for this is Death By Snu Snu. Also, based on the sex scenes later in this movie, men reach complete sexual exhaustion after 3 minutes tops. That kinda stings. As a warning to the straight men out there, if your woman makes a buzzing sound when she’s aroused, she’s gonna kill you bee woman style. Or she has a vibrator. One of the two. 

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